Top 22 Quotes from The Last Dragon

The Last Dragon has so many classic lines it was impossible to narrow this list down. So I’ve picked out the top 22, yes 22, not 5, not 10, not 20, 22! I really wanted to make it a Top 10 list, but 10 Last Dragon quotes just didn’t seem to do this cult classic justice.

Shonuff Looking for Leroy Green
“Yeah… Junior?!!?”

So here we go…

#22.  Eddie Arkadian: A .45 will put an end to all this kung fu crap, all it takes is one little bullet so take your final bow scum sucker

Eddie Arkadian a .45 will put an to all this Kung Fu Crap
Eddie Arkadian and his .45

#21. Richie Green:  I’m gonna slap that sucker silly with a suit for alienation of affection! If it wasn’t for me, he wouldn’t know who she was! Chocolate-covered yellow peril! …that sucker better start sleeping with one of his inscrutable eyes open because when I get a chance it’s gonna be a serious case of chop sockey justice coming his way…

#20. Sho’nuff: Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass… for dismemberment!

#19. Angela: and in the end Eddie you know what? You’re nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world… yeah also from Kew Gardens and also getting by on my tits…

#18. Richie: Sho’nuff happened! That’s what! And it’s all cause of you! Everybody knows you’re scared of him! Kissed his shoes and everything! What good is that Kung fu jive if you can’t even use it? Coward! Why don’t you go someplace and meditate on that?!

Richie Green upset with Leroy The Last Dragon
“What good is that Kung Fu Jive if you can’t even use it”

#17. Leroy: from the clock’s chime to the cock’s crow is but an instant… I must go.

#16 Eddie Arkadian: Who’s gonna stop me! (Leroy disguised as Ninja busts in) Who the hell is this guy!?! We didn’t order out!

Eddie Arcadian "We didn't order out" The Last Dragon
Eddie Arkadian: “We didn’t order out”

#15. Eddie Arkadian: you got no class Rock, I know how to handle these show biz types, you gotta wine em, dine em, you let em order a la carte…

#14. Leroy’s Master: Good, good confusion is a part of life as are vengeance, fear, and love; all facets must be embraced for then and only then will you break through the wall of mystery to the Glow.

#13. Daddy Green: Richie when I first started my business people said I was weird, a Black man with a pizza shop now there isn’t a hungry soul in this town that doesn’t know my slogan “Just direct-a yo feet-za, to Daddy Green’s pizza”

Just Directa your feetza to Daddy Green's Pizza
“Just Directa your feetza to Daddy Green’s Pizza”

#12. Richie Green: you let a lot of good years role by without even testing the old equipment now even you being a disgrace and all I would be less of a man if I didn’t warn you there’s art to making love and you don’t even have a paintbrush, you gotta know the moves baby, you know the MOOOVES!!

#11. Johnny Yu: ENOUGH! You wanna fight! You Fight me! You big ugly smelly breath sucka or how bout you? String bean, Rick James lookin’ fool!

#10. Leroy: What it smell like? i think i have it… what it.. what it is? what it look like? do it,  yeah baby, do it, dooo it, what it be like… what it…

Bruce Leroy What it be like? What is smell like?
Leroy: “What it Smell like?”

#9. Sum Dum Goy’s Flunkies: Ain’t no masters here dude, ain’t no slaves either… The Master doing his wisdom thang… you want wisdom you buy fortune cookie… Take a hike cool breeze… Look here chump the Master don’t see nobody! Especially no jive cooley’s…  Yeah, he don’t see no one who don’t know how to get down baby! You dig bro you too square! Let me say it so you he can understand Jim. You go now, chop, chop, Haulee ass outta this place!  Am I sayin’ it right, my man? Like, hasta la pasta, you know? – Hasta lumbago! – Sayonara! – Catch you on the flip-flop! – Sayonara!

#8. Leroy’s Teacher: Here, it contains everything you need to find your way to the golden glow. [hands him an empty fortune cookie] Think Leroy!  You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune, written by a master who does not exist, to find a solution to a problem whose answer you already know.

#7. Leroy: Hey my man, what it look like? HEY MY MAN, WHAT IT LOOK LIKE?

#6 Leroy’s Teacher: there is one place that you have not looked and it is there, only there that you shall find the master.

#5. Laura Charles: I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard…ya ‘know? like someone to guard my body… What girl could do worse than have her own real-life kung fu master?

Laura Charles (Vanity):" You sure look like a Master to me..."
Laura: ” You sure look like a Master to me…”

#4. Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me…

#3. Shonuff:  Bruce Leroy?! Bruce Leroy?!!?….. Well, well, well. If it isn’t the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I’ve been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick and tired of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the wassa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth??! Nigga PLEASE?!?! … It’s mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin’ they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name. Get up, Leroy! I got something real for your ass in these hands.  We gonna settle this once and for all because I am back! The Shogun is back on the scene and the Shogun is the master!

#2a. Leroy: (to Laura) Could you teach me some moves?!?

The Last Dragon: Could you show me some moves
Leroy: “Could you teach me some moves”

2b. Sho’nuff: “Kiss my Converse”

Sho'nuff: "Kiss my Converse" The Last Dragon
“Kiss my Converse!”

And the #1 Quote from Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon brought do you by Sho’nuff the one and only Shogun of Harlem…..

Sho'nuff:  Who's the Master?
SHO’NUFF: “Who’s the Master!!??!!”

“When I say Who’s the Master?!? You say SHO’NUFF!!!!”

Did I miss your favorite quote from The Last Dragon? Feel free to comment below…

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23 thoughts on “Top 22 Quotes from The Last Dragon

    1. “You see It’s mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin’ they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name.” 😉

  1. Master: How did you know that was the blue one?

    Leroy: I do not know master?

    Master: You do not know huh?
    Leroy: No…Please forgive master I will do anything to prove my worthiness!

    Master: Chuckles, you have been to the movies again I see…

    1. …Full of disciples failing to their knees at the slightest hint of their masters displeasure…. Leroy this is not a punishment, it is a celebration you have touched the final level, you knew without knowing- we have have finished our journey together.

      1. ….But master the final level..the glow..you always said that..

        Master: When you reach the final level you would reach a sublime glow all over your body
        come Leroy get up what you seek is not written on the floor.

    1. I am in search of the final level where the spirit takes over from the mind and guides the body without thought.

  2. ” Let him go, Anything You Say…..ARR”

    “Awlllllllllllllll Shiittttttt, ” after Johnny gets knocked out

    “You got it Johnny”

    It was nice to meet me, Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me ! Johnny

    Get your hands off my woman, I said get your hands off my woman !

  3. I like the last thing Leroy said to Sho’nuff

    Sho’nuff: Who’s the master?!!!!!!

    Leroy: I AM THE MASTER, I AM!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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